You don't even know, bro!

1st Gear: The VAG Isn't As Tight As You'd Think

Except the Aurion looks significantly less boring than the American Camry (assuming the pictures I'm seeing online are production vehicles).

Holy fuck. I was seriously taken aback by the $51k+ price.

This is like when one of your friends posts a picture of their ugly ass baby on Facebook and it's so ugly that it's kinda cute.

Followed. I love you.

I wouldn't say it's vulgar; I would just say it shouldn't be an Outback.

I saw the first pic and thought, "This is tacky but it certainly isn't the most of anything." And then I saw the interior. Ho-lee shit.

This is dumb as shit.

There is nothing tasteless about a Bentley. They could replace the headlight stalk with a giant pink carbon fiber dildo and it would be the classiest pink carbon fiber dildo you've ever seen.

Yeah, it's sort of like the world's least interesting Juke.

It's like someone took a Nissan Rogue and said "Maybe we should make this less interesting."

This was filmed in Australia.

FUCKKKKK! Surge is already sold out!

Where did you live in VA?

Ever been to Utah?

Yeah, Marshall's knot is too small and casual for the spread collar and Cutler's knot says "Homecoming King 2001."

Seems like there's a higher Subarus-per-capita rate in Virginia that other states. Still not as high as the Pacific Northwest and New England (and Colorado), but Virginia seems to oddly stand out from the rest of the US in that capacity.

I love "harridan."

I was thinking about adding a magnetic propulsion system to give my direct exhaust injection set-up a little more umph.