YES!

I really hate the manufactured, over-the-top "country" accent that most country musicians use today. I know these ladies are from Texas and Houston but I've heard them speak and their accents are nothing like this.

I wish I had unlimited money.

Of all the cool Subarus that America didn't get..this one:

Fuck yeah. Too bad about the hatchback (or lack thereof).

Innit.

Samer, do you think Darren Rovell would touch a poop for $20? Has anyone asked him?

This may be my new favorite "feels" meme pic.

Does Kinja = Benghazi of Gawker media?

Your lack of a closing parentheses is really bothering me to an unreasonable degree. I don't know what it is and I'm normally not the type to point something like that out (I just don't think it's necessary to be a grammar Nazi all the time) but it's really disturbing me for some reason.

Two 4th Gen Legacy wagons on Jalopnik in 2 days. This pleases me.

The special offers thing is no big deal to me (some of the deals they offer are absolutely nuts. I'd like to get in on them). But the "sponsored screensavers" would be annoying.

The special offers thing is no big deal to me (some of the deals they offer are absolutely nuts. I'd like to get in…

"I think I'm Big Meech, look at my timepiece/It's an Audemar, hundred racks at least"

Osymetric Chainring.

I just spent $5800 because of this exact issue. I wonder if they ever recall them, would I be reimbursed?

More like "Risk Your Life For That BJ She's Gonna Give You When She Wakes Up To A Prepared Breakfast"

I want a LGT Wagon so bad.

Is it just me or is the $360 Xbox One no longer on sale? It's showing as $440 for me.

Is it just me or is the $360 Xbox One no longer on sale? It's showing as $440 for me.

It's an Osymetrick elliptical chainring.

If you drive that car, I'd assume you knew a thing or two about hitting the slopes, if you know what I mean.