As much as I "hate" UVA, realistically it's my top choice for grad school.

I almost went to UVA. Ninety percent of my friends who went to college went to UVA and they're nice enough people.

Did you go to UVA? I'd hate to hate you but I'd have to hate you if you did.

2035.

LOL @ Walmart being patriotic.

Honestly, not a week goes by that I don't think I should have used my house down payment for an STI, as fiscally irresponsible as it would have been.

I bet there were a couple of Nazi's born on July 3rd, too.

Electrocution = electric + execution

To be fair, this is true.

y u mad tho?

Goddamn Emporia speed trap!

Web design and internet marketing.

Holy shit, that is a fantastic idea.

You forgot one rendering:

Leaking slowly, like oil from....every Subaru ever. Ever.

Or 6 speed manual.

"Hello, my name is Tracie and I'm a basic bitch."

Ditches love Hellcats.

Fuck no! More spoiler; less car!

I thought they were carbon monoxide sensors from Nest.