I wish I could help him but I simply have no fuchs to give!

They make clear vinyl wrap for just that reason.

"One for each continent!"

Morgan Freeman!

Not sure if serious, but they're the same size.

You've never seen spinners before?

Art thou upset, brethren?

I disagree, they are actually very similar. I wouldn't say the donk "scene" is a branch of the low-rider style, per se. But many of the first "donks" were nothing more than low-riders with big wheels. In fact, many of them even had their hydraulic (or air, in some instances) systems intact. Maybe it's like…

One of the problems with Donks (and the Donk 'culture') is that the cars that get the most press/exposure tend to be the most ridiculous examples.

I appreciate that this is actually a donk (and not just any ol' car on big wheels).

I love the $10 off $100 gift cards but I wish they would bring back the $20 off from a few months back. Oh, well. Still going to get a few.

He dun goofed.

A 3-headed tentacle monster from Mars would probably be an unfair advantage so in that case it would matter and I'm guessing it wouldn't be allowed.

OH DEAR GOD WHAT IN THE ACTUALFUCK?

Who cares what some fancy pants racing champ has to say on the subject!? We need only to listen to the opinions of Real Men (probably 'Murican):

Can't tell if this is...uhh...satire?

Don't worry; I'm sure some of that will trickle down....eventually. Any day now.

Why?

You can live in your car, but you can't drive your house!

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