like a guy trying to convince his little brother to get a fucking grip already

Did you stop in Roanoke?

Jaden Smith is the true hero.

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Do you not understand how large numbers work? I have a feeling the author of this piece wanders into a grocery store, opens up a carton of eggs and goes "Man, there must be millions of eggs in there, I can't even count them all. It's uncountable."

Ditches love smashed potatoes.

LOL @ the newsman lauding the "some sort of safety device, perhaps" that kept the container attached to the truck and not falling off to hurt someone.

I've been thinking the same thing.

Uhh..that kinda discounts a huge part of his career, do you think? Not to mention his master's degree in astronomy and masters and doctorate degrees in astrophysics.

Yeah, man. Fuck that asshole for being wrong about a thing.

I seriously thought 'Van Gogh' as soon as I saw it.

But, for chrissakes, not the blue ones.

Bacon Egg and Cheese McGriddle + a side of diarrhea > all the above.

Yeah, the scoop is tacky and cheap looking.

Those are feet not fingers.

Yeah, totally. Nothing like seeing a man's ass to totally ruin a day. I mean, can you imagine anything worse than that? An ass!? An ass! I mean, I don't know how I'll ever get it out of my mind. I'll probably think about that ass all day and it'll just keep ruining my day over and over and over again. My day literally…

Only other wagon I've ever seen was an Impreza wagon (also at Avis).

I have a Subaru and I love it. I've met a lot of really cool Subaru owners.