MAKE IT SO!

urite

I know I've seen that video.

Yeah, I was just waiting for it to get NSFW and it only took about 5 seconds of scrolling.

Thatz not okay.*

Why does Christ even need any money?

She came

If you think there aren't a hundred other equally (if not more) qualified individuals capable of doing a fast food restaurants CEO's job for, I don't know, only 500x the salary of the average employee, then you have never known a CEO of a mid-sized to major corporation (500+ employees).

Yeah, this is most assuredly a local college kid (I'm guessing 7th year senior at VCU) who lives in Oregon Hill or Jackson Ward and donned his Redneck costume just to get hammered in the parking lot. There's a 75% chance he didn't even stay for the race.

Racist baby.

Ah, I see.

Czech Out This Guy Narrowly Escaping A Crushing Death By Train!

Did you watch the video?

it certainly does not excuse how a celebratory cake artfully created by Buddy Valastro and Carlo's Bakery was handled."

I'll buy you one when my boss gives me my yearly bonus.

I've been looking for some fig jam.

"Wanxiang is not flashy. They bought this company, they paid cash for it, they don't put any debt on their company and they execute," Brown said. "They didn't buy the company to export the technology to China. ... They bought it because they want to build a great car company."

Her fake southern accent is so off-putting.

Sick burn, dude. Brofist, brah.

Really?