Sorry. You broke the promise when you posted a picture.

Oh, he will. You know he will.

Yeah, and then drink my blood with milk just to be sure.

Brilliant really.

Botox.

I bet Betsy had some black in her.

This one time a homeless guy on the bus offered to give me a BJ.

I have never ever heard that in all of my time being a vegetarian (like 3 months back in college).

This post is a whole lot of whatthefuck...almost to the point where I wasn't sure if it slipped in and out of satire.

Really?

Or doing donuts in a Carbon Motors E7...in an abortion clinic parking lot!

Inspiration Crip? What does Snoop Dogg have to do with this?

This would be so awesome.

"LOL" - Darren Sharper

You don't?

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I hate it when people pull out in front of my Lambo.

You tell 'em, Patriot!