Which one will get me the most pussy, brah?!

This is obviously a case of reverse racism.

I have one. In similar condition.

Republican Logic

I was focusing on the SUV in the foreground. Completely missed it the first time around.

YOU SHUT YOUR GODDAMN MOUTH!

Deciding that Axe body spray is an adequate substitution for a shower...it's that kind of thrill! #Acura #thatiswhoisactuallygoingtobuythenewTLX

Deadspin posts dick pics. They are the very definition of an informal publication. Their usage of "nonplussed" was acceptable.

If Shaka leaves Richmond, there will be blood in the streets (not really, but we'll probably burn a few couches and then maybe head to the Village Cafe for a PBR).

That recession was a bitch, eh?

"See! Told you black people are racist too! They're probably even more racist!"

Probably still worth like a trillion dollars.

It looks like he spun out and hit the guardrail in reverse. The rail entered through the back of the car.

Shit, I actually like the plaid/tartan look.

So is the point of this vid that the little girl is going to grow up to be a total babe?

HNGGG!!!