This is absurd.

Counter: Kill her/him and not have to share shop space.

At first I thought you meant "rich and white" but I think you just mean congested?

OP is a troll. Don't bite.

OP is a troll. Don't bite.

But what if that badge said "Camry"?

But we're America. Hubris is what we do. Now say you're sorry!

I see two dicks in this video.

Oh. I actually took that at face value. There were plans to open IKEA hotels so I thought he was literally living in an IKEA.

I'm not quite sure I make the connection.

There are lots of alternatives:
1. have another guy on the truck, dropping him off and circle the block

As inconvenient as it may be for other drivers, there really isn't much of an alternative when making deliveries in an urban areas.

If you're ordering something that you don't want delivered to either your work or your house, you probably shouldn't be ordering it.

WHAT THE FUCK? THAT'S DISGUSTING!

I got straight A's (from preschool through college).

transportation company that owes $14,210

Exactly!

Exhibit A:

With a little help

Dwight Howard is so vain. I bet he thought that chant was about him.