My taste in art may be unnuanced, but I just loved the picture that SSGA commissioned to show the work, so by 9 am I had already emailed the photographer asking to order a print!

She is a goddamned global treasure.

Thank you!!! I needed this comments section. Okay, deep breath, and go:

Speaking of Bravo, can you or Madeline please bring back your posts on Vanderpump Rules? I didn’t realize how much I needed the comments-section discussion of the week’s new episode until it was gone...

This is exactly what I think of every single person on my FB feed who is a Trumper- that the last “book” they read was the September edition of Flex that someone else left behind in the locker room.

because denying facts is how we do business now in the ole U S of A?

Thank you for this. Really. Needed some LOLs this morning.

I used to love the Academy Awards, because I would have seen at least a few of the films by this time. But now that television has really upped its game, I’m just not going out to see as many films.

Tell me about it. Just got a hot take on FB about the womens march from the girl who checks IDs at the gym. She says it was stupid. Guess that’s that.

This mantra works for so much in my life right now:

So is the mall full?

It’s scary how many times I’ve said to myself, damn, if that’s all it takes to run a cabinet post/ be a federal government official, I could do it, fo sho. AND I’M REALLY NOT THAT SMART.

You guys, that’s not Bieber, it’s Allison Williams.

This is some damn fine writing. I want to quote every last sentence.

See the original post.

Oh... I suppose it’s possible that you’re my mom, but I would be pretty darn surprised that she could handle Kinja. But thanks. My mom is The Best. She watches my two kids two days a week (and by watch, I mean she takes them to libraries, activities, sing alongs, craft days, feeds them, loves them, doesn’t kill them,…

I’m going to take this chance to internet-scream that on Monday I GOT TICKETS TO SEE HAMILTON ON BROADWAY!!!

No Shelter came on the radio yesterday and it made me think- maybe, JUST MAYBE, the Trump/GOP experience that is our next 4-8 years will be enough to inspire RAM to get back together. A girl can dream?

$700? That doesn’t sound cheap to me.

Besides Mr. HillsandBills, I can’t think of another man my ladyparts owe this much to.