And here I was thinking my final $7.31 bill was impressive.

Mine has a five year life time, so here’s hoping my IUD won’t be the only thing changed by then!

I got mine last month- and of the $700+ bill, all but $7 was covered. Thanks Obamacare! No, seriously, THANKS.

I spoke in a language he can understand- Just made my donation to PP in his honor, with notification to be sent to his Washington office. That was a great idea with Pence, why not keep it going!

Welp, I’m not stepping foot out of Massachusetts for the next four years, (except, maybe to New York).

Wait- have you seen someone over the age of 14 wearing one? Really?

Also: tea towel invitations.

I’m Jewish, never had a christmas tree. BUT IF I DID *this* would be my tacky dream decor. I love it. Unabashedly.

It’s the hypocrisy that blows my mind: Katie and Stassi are on the Lala Hate Tour because she said she’d F Schwartz when he and Katie break up. MEANWHILE, Kristin didn’t wait for Stassi to even break up with her BF (Jax) before she banged him (and if I remember correctly, Stassi may even have been in the next room?)-…

You left out the Univ. of Minnesota Football team: http://kstp.com/kstpImages/repository/cs/files/U%20of%20M%20EOAA%20redacted5.pdf

Oh so THAT’S why those two were on VPR! I was wondering why the crap we needed two strangers to set up a girls’ trip to Montauk.

The Caitlin Jenner resemblance struck me as well. It’s almost uncanny.

Small error- he was never her husband (thank GOD for small miracles, Sophia, amirite?).

I literally cannot stop thinking about this. And how it’s just happening. It’s my walking nightmare.

Wait- if this asshat actually accomplishes term limits? I mean, that’s yuge, right? I want that! Don’t we want that? (yes, everything else awful awful awful, but, he’s in, he won, maybe we can get one small tiny thing out of this?)

My 21st birthday was so unbelievable (to me), I can’t even share it anonymously. In fact, I had completely blocked it out until I forced myself to think what I did for my 21st.

Same.

Here we are again, America, getting vigorously poked in the eye by Anthony Weiner’s hyperactive dick.

I’ll just leave this right here, just so we can rest assured Mr. Kirk’s days are numbered:

The (premises liability) law is on point. I’d love the opportunity to sue the bejeesus out of the landlord on these facts- as a lawyer AND a woman.