Well there are very few people left on earth that remember the Titantic sinking. Probably just Frederick Douglass and maybe a couple other people.

Indians Jones and the Last Crusade style.

What the fuck are you talking about? Kids have always been little shits. My family is from the South, so every story is about mailboxing or throwing rocks at cars.

Inside the angry white dude’s head: “Finally, I dont have to be PC anymore”. The NRA hat was just icing on the cake.

the nut on the bus goes pound pound pound

I’d be surprised to learn he isn’t wearing it.

Would anybody be surprised to learn that Mike Pence had a human skin collection?

Just tried it off my woman’s pussy. Freakin cat about scratched my eyes out.

He’s gonna stick to snorts

Forget it, he’s rolling.

Germans?

*twitches in Marine*

Mike Pence looks like one of the guys that chased the Von Trapp family into the alps.

RIP

Like this?

The pool reporters were not allowed out of the transport vans at the stadium because this was a planned PR stunt and the logistics folks knew VP would be leaving ASAP

Definitely my first thought, too.

Annnnnd I’m sure all of this was planned. What a fucking idiot.

It is for after

Those are baseballs, idiot. And he still gets to eat them all by himself.