I’m glad I’m not the only person who thought that. I feel like I’m listening to a friend be all, “I know he beat me all those times and treats me like shit but he’s been good for a couple of days and got me this cool toy and I’m sure he’ll get better.”

I’m thinking he’s a connoisseur of all things sugary and glazed.

Isn’t Colon the guy the Mets literally paid to lose weight, and he couldn’t?

I see you and raise you some Re-flex, while we’re playing around with 80's awesome

Nope!

“why not run something like John Stewart/Elizabeth Warren in 2020 and let Stewart do all the heavy lifting of humiliating Trump in debates/rallies and we all just assume Warren will do the heavy lifting”

I honestly don’t think Guiliani is going to live two more years. He looks like he’s about to have his uncontrolled blood pressure pop his head off his neck the next time he gets agitated. And he sounds like he’s well into dementia even on a good day.

Melania looks pretty goddamn smug, though

He’s not going to do anything for them because he never planned to do anything for them, or for anyone else. This has been a gigantic self-felating ego exercise from the beginning, and now he gets to swan around and grope supermodels and be called “Mr. President”

11:35 am: Tony Romo fit to play

thank you.

This is exactly what my former next door neighbor looked like, and she moved to Texas. Maybe it’s her!

“a Texan who swore he’d find me and butt fuck me in my front yard while my family watched.”

Someone’s probably mentioned this already, but @Goons.HiredGoons called this yesterday. Even nailed the writer. So I think that needs recognition.

I hope those conversations ended with whispered plans to lock Pete Carroll in a UFC cage with an angry tiger. Y’all were truly robbed that year, and by your own guy.

arrrrgh. take all my stars, you sick, beautiful bastard.

Jesus, can you imagine that with Andy Reid? I’d pay money to see that.