WHAT!?? Where are the Hispanic and Asian cast members? Why is everyone black or white? Hollywood is so racist!

Oh shut up. It’s not racist because they are white. You’re feelings don’t count.

Oh, silly me. You’re right. White people have given Kaeperdick a lot of money, haven’t they? Now its time for him to kneel for all the kids in the sweatshops making his crappy shoes.

Ha! The Jimmy’s are hilarious! Good stuff.

“why do i want to think that this was intended to show that the kkk is awful and wanted to suppress voters, but it went horribly awry?”

Yeah, the teacher wasn’t enough of a whiny bitch. Disappointing.

Great to know. You were obviously a shitty teacher.

Uhm, actions having intentions is a legal concept. Unfortunately, for snowflakes, laws aren’t made based on your feelings.

“Was it custom-made? Did he get it from Alt-Right Amazon?”

“Health care professionals deserve to make a comfortable living”

“A lot of the great works that have stood the test of time have come from times when women and people of color were not taken seriously or even published”

What a racist! Me, I read nothing but the blacks. I don’t touch Shakespeare because he’s obviously an untalented white racist. Everyone knows that the world’s greatest authors are all black people.

Good job, Cindy. You should always be quick to apologize. You don’t want to leave people hanging.

Damn, just how shitty are Democrats, eh?

And the Root is for people upset by his whiteness. Gawker has identity politics covered from all bases.

He means, what do I need to say to get these whiny bitches to shut up and keep donating to whoever I like.

Good for Sean. He always was a smart guy. But since he isn’t a high school dropout collecting foodstamps, he’ll get no love on Splinter.

I’ll be happy to supply the banana.

That’s because you haven’t been shouting racism loud enough!

What a dumb idea. You must be a liberal!