Priyanka and Nick remind me of Cece and Schmidt on New Girl. 

I think you’re preaching to the choir a little here.

As someone who spent the better part of the early 90s with a horrendous heroin addiction (lost our family, friends, and spent couple years living on the LA streets until we got our lives together- thanks to the magic of a pregnant street cat who gave us 6 lives to live for), I am sending this young lady all my love…

How many people does it take to go to TJ Maxx and copy what you find?

No, we stan.

So what you’re saying is this Goldberg guy is some kind of rube?

Oh no. Why couldn’t you guys have waited until the morning or tomorrow afternoon to post this?

I’m not being facetious, I know she’s supposed to be ugly, but that dog looks so sweet and it’s making really sad. I haven’t even thought about her poor owners who - I’m assuming - she’s been with for years possibly decades.

That photo of him is weird. Did he get plastic surgery? Are those scar lines by his ear? And who is that devilish looking man with the microphone?

Funny how all the people mentioning Pete’s mental health issues are acting like he’s taking Ariana—an adult who seems to be a willing and enthusiastic participant in this situation—hostage. He’s not. She’s into this. All romantic love is unstable. Time doesn’t necessarily make it more stable. They have as much chance…

Colin Jost got lapped!

Somebody tell me again how it’s The Gays that will ruin the sanctity of marriage?

What a perfect response by Rachel. And his reply reminds me of bosses I’ve had who can’t admit they’ve made a mistake.

That’s a...strong opinion.

Is it just me or is Leslie channeling Grace Jones in that outfit and hairdo? She looks so strong and fabulous.

Can we please see more of Carmen’s brothers? I loved Carlito on the WWE back in the day.

This just made me realize that I’d probably die due to an early morning fart.

What, like it’s hard?

If Darryl and White Josh don’t get back together before the finale I will riot.

Already so stressed about the eventual birth control vs dramatic sex finale.

I am. I thrift shop and have paranoia about PayPal security. Also a love of staring at walls of lip liners.