I used to really like watching Jeopardy!, until my inability to answer practically any question hammered by self-image down to a puddle of fine sludge.

You were. Now you are not.

This story is like someone just cut up the last six months of headlines, put them in a hat, and pulled words out at random.

[Edit 10:19 AM ET:

Bro I loved The Wire as much as anyone but you didn’t really “know” those guys

Greg Schiano: (reads Deadspin comments at 1:32 AM)

yeah, it was a damn shame that Nino Brown got did like he did.

You’re transposing cause and effect, you career-ruining son of a bitch.

Meh. If the “President” won’t bother to work, why should anyone else?

My uncle’s response when I told him about this:
“It’s his course”

Little League is the best time of life for baseball. Let the kid be an All Star.

Wait, so when Jordan dunked from half court in Space Jam, did he get 3 points for that?? I don’t remember but I wanna say he got 2. PLOT HOLE.

“And anyway, when you have the chance to lock an injured, 5'6" point guard who can’t defend anyone and who’s pushing 30 into a five year, $200 million contract, you have to take it.”

So much love for this response... fuck face

Respect

22-35? Greedy?!

Sorry, but over the top statements like “For instance, if you support taking away people’s health care so that wealthy people can have a tax cut” are only a convenient excuse to be uncivil or hostile. The allocation of public funding to social issue is a legitimate policy discussion that should be free of that kind…

Pretty sure it’s the judge that decides sentencing.

I’m no fan of the Bushes, but I included them just because it adds to Trumps anger.

I still think Trump refuses to invite them.

If it were me, I’d go on a tour. Go visit Jimmy Carter in Georgia; swing over to Texas to see the Bushes, go to wherever the Clintons live now and then go see the Obamas.