I know they don’t get to run it often, but only the Browns would have to practice the damn victory formation.

You’ll see all your favorite soccer football stars. Like Adiaga! Adiaga two! Badiaga! Aruglia! And Pizzoza!

Multiple brain injuries, you say?

“These people have awful names.”

Rivers Romo needs to grow up and start a band called “Geezer”

The kids are alright.

A man playing football in a penguin suit is a peculiar spectacle. But a penguin playing football... Now you’ve lost me.

And sometimes with one another.

Nice of Andy Reid to make it back in time after spending the night delivering all those presents.

Rex: You really put your foot in my mouth, there, rook!

Meriweather: Mr. Belichick, the bartender was hoping he could get paid now.

When asked about his offensive line play, Petty said, “Don’t do me like that”

In difficult times such as these, it’s nice to see Americans go back to the one unifying, unambiguously good past-time that has lasted them for over 240 years: kicking the shit out of the Irish.

Can anyone hear/read the word “thrice” and not immediately think of Monty Burns’ batting instructions?

It’s nice to see a quarterback for the Browns call for a three man line that doesn’t involve a rolled up 20.

The real question is can you really be a Skins fan when you called Cousins “Kurt”?

So, I’m guessing he’s off on Beast Mode adventures or something, just enjoying life. But why doesn’t Seattle just pay him to come hang out once or twice a week. He obviously seems like the kind of guy who could help keep morale up.

Man, this episode of SVU is *crazy*

If you’re wondering where Pedro Martinez learned that caricaturization from, it’s most likely from cartoons and movies made by white men starring white men in brown face.