Rumor has it, if you look into a man’s eyes during his vinegar strokes, you can peer into his soul.

Mimic Superman, nobody says a word. Mimic Hawkeye, flag. Hawkeye can’t get any respect.

Not many people know this but Milwaukee actually comes from an old Ojibwe word meaning “Yeah, but what about Black on Black crime?”

I still prefer Jadzia (or even Ezri) to Prescott Dax.

Dak feels like he could take on the entire Empire himself!

“So that’s it after all I’ve done? ‘So long, good luck?’”

I’m not super clear on Canadian football rules. Does he have to say sorry to the opposing team now?

The Case Against Pets, pt. 2

“Blake would never do something like this.”

Why not just get Pullman Lynch instead? It’s not like anyone can even keep straight which is which.

This is what happens when you don’t give Belichick a first round pick to trade for 5 other lower picks. Some men just like to watch the world burn.

like us! Hi! We pay for things!

Whatever is wrong with this guy, I hope they can figure it out quick before it gets any worse.

Dear Blair Walsh,

i thought you said they were brothers. they look latino to me.

and defending Super Bowl champs!

And the Seahawks are 8-0 because NFL games are only 3 quarters! Whoo!