But he still, you know, needs to show up to work to actually earn a paycheck.  And also not threaten his boss.

Starring Matt Schaub as Hans Moleman and N’Damakong Suh as Football.

I had to create an account just to Star this.

This match will decide who is the best country in the world: Mexico or Portugal!

Syria=Ciara. It took me awhile too.

Isn’t that every article in the New Yorker?

You do realize that arguing people should have a right to privacy to Gawker media is a fool’s errand.

No, the best part of that picture is how Deadspin constantly writes about institutional racism, yet there are only two black guys in that picture, and one of them is Colin Kaepernick.

I haven’t seen a swing that good since he bashed in that Vietnamese immigrant’s head!

As soon as Mike Carey said it was s catch, I knew it was going to be called incomplete.

And they did play all the AFC South teams this year.

According to the cowboys and gred Hardy, Green Bay just has a lot of leaders on the team!

Oh yes, that one article. How could I forget that one article. Because when an athlete is accused of rape, deadspin only writes one article about the incident. And never mentions the allegations when writing a different article about the athlete.

It gets very little mention on deadspin.

*gang rapes

And the Seahawks are 8-0 because NFL games are only 3 quarters! Whoo!

*goes home to allegedly rape woman*

You’re a bald faced liar Mr. Goodell. A... Fucking liar!