He is judging me right now for my choice of stretchy yoga pants with the holes, but you know what? I judge him right back when he decides to lick his butt-hole in front of company.

Also, fuck your cup.

It's enough to make you give up that life of piracy, eh?

Are you telling me I have been killing people's already dead loved ones in this game? I feel kinda bad for blowing everything up now.

Doesn't hold an candle to He Man. 0:28.

Well, he got flagged 15 yards for that, so....yes, they do?

Look at the girl in white. That's a BATTLE CRY.

IT'S SFW IF IT'S ART, MAN

After a month of playing Destiny and thiroughly examining every inch of the world, I'm going to explain the story and all its nuances.

Unfortunate ad placement.....

Oh good lord.

The idea is that the kicking team wasn't supposed to notice the guy laying face down in the end zone. He pops up when they go after the kick returner, and the returner turns and throws a lateral pass to the guy on the other side of the field where there's no one to tackle him. You can see the return man turn like…

Maybe he should get the words tattooed on his neck?

This combines two things I hate: Phil Collins and the fact that I'm a Jets fan.

I'm partial to "Goddamnit, Donald!" myself.

Cool story bro. Enjoy life at the pubic school.

"No, I don't have any comment on it," Lewis said laughing. "Ankle wrenching? That sounds like the WWF."

Police Quest III