"...You unnecessarily stepped on your opponent's unprotected leg as he lay on the ground unable to protect himself."

I am a healthy adult male.

To remove all doubt that this was intentional, on the second offending step Suh goes so far as to deliberately lift his right leg, which puts all his weight squarely on his left foot, crushing Rodgers's calf. You don't do that unless you're either 1) working out on a StairMaster, or 2) taking out a star QB with a…

In that case, Steven Seagal's career is about to get a helping hand.

Sean Hannity...managed to garner one vote as Best Host.

Does this poncho come in camel?

Wut

Late into the night on Sept. 10, executives in the NFL conference room brainstormed over ways to prove the commissioner wasn't covering up for Mr. Rice.

Cats love Slayer.

Block.

And here I thought "kiwi" was slang for a gay Australian.

Probably King's Quest.

"violent thugs"

You know how a person's face seems shaped by their personality as they age? I never understood how Cosby's grew into a mask of hate and threat and repugnance until now.

That was like the best day of that dog's life. SMRT.

Dressed as Elsa. Basic bitch.

I'm happy about the original story, but I'm hoping there will be lemon cakes still.

It's back.

"Know your body. Is it Candice's? Okay then."

"I'm just a fit model, only good for modeling test bikinis, boo hoo!"