Disclaimer: this may not work well outside of marriage. The humor may be lost on your boyfriend if he gets stuck on the word "marriage" and thinks you're putting the cart before the horse. Maybe "I want to dissolve this Domestic Partnership." is goofy enough.

Yes, I'm saying take the poison out. Inoculate your relationship, because you're going to need to know that you can rely on one another when the real shit in life happens.

Re: why the first year is so difficult

Stop trying to make shade happen.

I don't know about "quaint". It's actually a very sophisticated way to look at the physical world.

If you think controlling two different characters is difficult, you've never driver a time bus.

If you play Alien: Isolation, you're going to die. A lot. Get used to it. The first time you take on the alien, it can be helpful to simply walk out in front of it, make a loud noise, and let it kill you. Get that first one out of your system.

Lite Corn Beer is not a category that attracts great breweries making great beer. It is, however, perhaps the hardest category to win. Any brewer will tell you that it takes a miracle of modern science and sophisticated engineering techniques (and many millions of dollars) to produce something as sterile and…

The Caliphate seems to cover the medieval period pretty well.

4. Grayscale Mode

What exactly empowers a school district to charter its own police department?

I want....to believe Russian news, but....

Also unbelievable dumb: "We did have a taco pizza (that is insanely good)."

Vernors!

"babies seem to be the cause of many of the game's early problems"

Population 132? I'm surprised there were witnesses.

I could not believe what happened at the end of this post!

I see. Although Democrats who play the dove are more than happy to spend money on military and security programs if it spells a huge windfall in federal tax dollars.

On the contrary, politicians of all stripes will use whatever political agenda is most useful to justify pushing forward their economic ideology. $$$

Well, what do we have here? Why ever would the top echelon of New York State's government make a timely publicity trip last week to tour Israel's Iron Dome capabilities?