It's a draw. They trade hollow victories: Rumsfeld sees us as getting outsmarted again, and we see him as too smart for his own good.

Had to look up Uniqlo; wish I hadn't.

Problem solved. I present to you: The Shannon and Cooper Stone Memorial Garbage Receptacle.

Ewe know it.

Now, with 100% more quantum computing hardware!

White man's burden, huh?

If anything is anathema to the Art of Manliness, it's proper beer pouring instructions.

Needs more JNCO.

Are we counting persons of Jewish decent as white?

Wok-a wok-a!

The 1 meter relay.

Last minute relocation to Chinese ghost city still an option.

These are my Super Bowl Press Credentials, Mother. From Army.

§11. Other. Fuckin', whatever bro!

Re: "prohibited contact against a player who is in a defenseless posture", Garvin checked all three boxes. What a gaping, galloping asshole he is.

Personally, I can't wait for the partial face off.

Sure, but can he do that while baking a cake at altitude?

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