Re: "prohibited contact against a player who is in a defenseless posture", Garvin checked all three boxes. What a gaping, galloping asshole he is.

Personally, I can't wait for the partial face off.

Sure, but can he do that while baking a cake at altitude?

Sprint Cup Awards Ceremony Marred by Low Brow Humor

This post is, like, a 1000 words too needy.

I don't know, but investigators may want to interview Richard Nixon's corpse.

It's a big football state!

He's fair as it is.

Can somebody do a gif of Mike Tomlin jumping out of Phil McKinnely's way?

It would be fun if, in overtime rules, both teams were tasked with scoring in the same endzone.

Investigators believe she was aiming for him.

Garfield also hates lady cats.

Winner winner, chicken dinner.

Red badging, for Africa.

Fans are the worst.

You're right. No self respecting grandma would have left her house without patching up the stitching.

This is a paid advertisement for Rockstar energy drinks. She's wearing the brand logo on her shirt for chrissake, and the announcers are singing its praises. Some sad flack for RR probably sent this in to Gawker asking for attention.

I wish Ferrari would stop making dashboards that look like toys for tots.