They've actually found a way to outsource outsourced labor.

Re: "prohibited contact against a player who is in a defenseless posture", Garvin checked all three boxes. What a gaping, galloping asshole he is.

Personally, I can't wait for the partial face off.

Sure, but can he do that while baking a cake at altitude?

Sprint Cup Awards Ceremony Marred by Low Brow Humor

This post is, like, a 1000 words too needy.

E-sports.

Ah, architects are adorable.

I don't know, but investigators may want to interview Richard Nixon's corpse.

It's a big football state!

He's fair as it is.

Fraggle and Rock!

The thing that worries me with shelter dogs that are sold on the cheap is that there's no investment. Any dirt bag can waltz in, slap a fiver down on the table, and walk out with a dog they can abuse at will. The alternative isn't risk free, but at least there's some kind of consideration for taking on the…

Very eye.

Can somebody do a gif of Mike Tomlin jumping out of Phil McKinnely's way?

It would be fun if, in overtime rules, both teams were tasked with scoring in the same endzone.

It only takes one beer bottle to destroy a vehicle.

Investigators believe she was aiming for him.

Perfect.

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