Base 8 math.

If Hamilton were driving for RB, we'd already know the answer to this mystery.

Pew pew!

I didn't say it, Granny Joannie did!

Better than "fuzzy bunny milk monkey"?

Sorry. I should have known that you'd know. Good show, then. Pip pip.

Battle of Wounded Knee

I'd make it a moccasin if I had PS skills.

There was a time when no amount of money could make a Jewish man like Mark Cuban white. Progress!

Will I have better water pressure in the shower now? Please explain why this infrastructure project is so important that it took over fifty years to complete, a full court press conference, and an gratuitously animated gif of the mayor.

"I'm getting Margot Kidder vibes."

My favorite part is the surprise of balloons that emerge from the red taxi at 1:25.

I hope a ton of excessive accident energy in the form of an uncontrollable Aventador "safety cell" never cushions its landing with my soft tissue.

You are talking about "regular coffee". I was talking about "coffee regular". It's a thing.

~Chicago, 1871

Eyelids. And nose and cheeks and lips....

Good of him to spare us his heart rate map for the sexxxy scenes.

I'm not here to troll, so - we can put questions of sanity aside. You can't, however, look me in the eye and tell me that this isn't the height of hipsterdom, and that Williansburg has passed its hipster phase. It's like looking at a circle and calling it a square - I just couldn't let it go.