Picked up a sixer of this last night for the 4th on a whim!

As somebody who's taken the Shitty Beers of the World taste test, there's something surprisingly liberating and joyful about walking into your favorite big mix-a-six bottle shop and walking out with a case and a half of the world's shittiest specimens.

As far as shitty American-style lagers go, I've always been partial to Killian's Irish Red (Coors) and Dundee's Honey Brown (Genesee Brewing). Cheap as they are, I think they're both 100% malted barley.

Trap door into vat of bunker oil that opens up on home team after a loss.

The best part was the bug splat at 2:30.

Ceiling cat need only reach down for his quarry.

They needed a study to figure out that cats recognize their owners.

"The NEXT thruster operated for more than 48,000 hours," said Michael J. Patterson, principal investigator for NEXT at Glenn. "We will voluntarily terminate this test at the end of this month, with the thruster fully operational. Life and performance have exceeded the requirements for any anticipated science mission."

I met my fiance on OKC, and I still won't let her watch me while I eat buffalo wings, etc. Unless I have a disgusting face cold and I'm eating hot wings to clear my sinuses, in which case all bets are off.

Who sits through 47'30" of game six of the finals and leaves when your team is only down by 4 with 30" on the clock?!

Oh my god, c'mon, guys. We've know this to be happening since 2008. This leak is nothing, and the whistleblower should be shot as a traitor.

The Capitol Confidential reports that the 22-year-old was ticketed back in May 2012, and Barboza pleaded guilty, mailing in his fine with a note. Barboza crossed out the town's name 'Liberty' and wrote in 'Tyranny' instead, then cussed out the people who ticketed him.

Can't they just do a "check this box if you're 18 years old"?

They are asking for this! They love it! We have other things to do, but for them we do this!

Cary Grant was British (until the age of 16 when he arrived in the States, or the age of 38 when he became a naturalized citizen).

This is eerily familiar to the SimCity launch. "It has to be connected, our servers do serious calculations that the game can't function without!" False.

I don't know that the reveal was a total failure, per se, but that controller looks like a an abandoned 360 design, set aside for something a little softer on the eyes.

What of the shrimp? Who will eat the bounty of unsupervised roadside shrimp?