They needed a study to figure out that cats recognize their owners.

"The NEXT thruster operated for more than 48,000 hours," said Michael J. Patterson, principal investigator for NEXT at Glenn. "We will voluntarily terminate this test at the end of this month, with the thruster fully operational. Life and performance have exceeded the requirements for any anticipated science mission."

I met my fiance on OKC, and I still won't let her watch me while I eat buffalo wings, etc. Unless I have a disgusting face cold and I'm eating hot wings to clear my sinuses, in which case all bets are off.

Who sits through 47'30" of game six of the finals and leaves when your team is only down by 4 with 30" on the clock?!

Oh my god, c'mon, guys. We've know this to be happening since 2008. This leak is nothing, and the whistleblower should be shot as a traitor.

The Capitol Confidential reports that the 22-year-old was ticketed back in May 2012, and Barboza pleaded guilty, mailing in his fine with a note. Barboza crossed out the town's name 'Liberty' and wrote in 'Tyranny' instead, then cussed out the people who ticketed him.

Can't they just do a "check this box if you're 18 years old"?

They are asking for this! They love it! We have other things to do, but for them we do this!

Cary Grant was British (until the age of 16 when he arrived in the States, or the age of 38 when he became a naturalized citizen).

This is eerily familiar to the SimCity launch. "It has to be connected, our servers do serious calculations that the game can't function without!" False.

I don't know that the reveal was a total failure, per se, but that controller looks like a an abandoned 360 design, set aside for something a little softer on the eyes.

What of the shrimp? Who will eat the bounty of unsupervised roadside shrimp?

He had time to kill, and time to die it would seem.

Hearts and minds!

Tracey Moore: the Tosh.0 of Jezebel. Yay.

Me, too. I'll be glad to be rid of it.

For a great cause, no doubt, but this will undoubtedly ruin any chance he had at a professional shot put career. He still has options, though: professional curling, professional bocci ball, professional horseshoes....sky's the limit when you're young and healthy.

All the story needs is a llama.