Word. SPEED carried several series that I enjoyed watching.

I have cable for the first time since I was a kid (on account of my girlfriend not being able to live without it), so I can empathize with that sentiment. It also wouldn't hurt to air at least Qualifying and Race Day on NBC proper, in addition to adding tracks in the US, if F1 intends to broaden the sport's base here…

NBC? Awesome, now I can watch grand prix "live" in the afternoon.

(It's a joke!)

She said we would wait until the stroller was paid off!

(It's a joke — although, I didn't pick up on the "baby's baby's baby's bottle," which is a nice touch.)

Which makes the inclusion of the condom set - from small to magnum - (pictured in the upper right corner) all the more confounding.

The man is an abomination, and he has pure evil permanently written in his facial expressions. I don't know exactly how he got to that mental state, but he's not coming back, no matter how many Puppy Bowls he participates in.

Geranium sulfide, more like. Amirite?

I can build castles out of my mashed potatoes while sitting at the family dinner table listlessly. #replicant

Shush.

It never occurred to me until you mentioned it that I have the do-over variety with some regularity.

Email this to ten friends in the next hour or you'll get bad luck!

Welcome to the Imagination Station.

Cut out the middle man with this grooming vacuum fur trimmer.

I'm not sitting here, wondering how a "small town" in the Netherlands managed to build a library. I'm sitting here, wondering how they managed to build a thirty-nine million dollar library.

I pay taxes, too. How come my library doesn't look like that?

Cover the whole glass roof with solar panels to power the town. Would totally ruin the natural reading light, though.

Maybe they had a late-fee windfall last year.

How does a small town in the Netherlands pay for a $39 million designer library?