On the bright side: Giancarlo Esposito.

*Everybody's dressed like mud farmer peasants, except the sexxxy kids. The sexxxy kids get a sexxxy wardrobe from a WB network tween drama.

Battleships and frigates and cruisers and destroyers used to look cool. Now they look like floating urban ziggurats. :(

I love the game, but so is 2033. He's also the only Russian director I know. Sergei Eisenstein? Battlesewer 2033.

I guess Timur Bekmambetov (who directed Night Watch) was too busy doing Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Slayer.

I vote to move "doggles" into the "cute" category.

Geez. I'm surprised this guy didn't have the social skills to talk his way out of the ticket in the first place.

"The Emperor's New Phone" — Kimmel is the best.

It's not going to work until they manage to get the price point down to $1600 or thereabout.

Did you see "Pepperidge Farm" and think it was a box of vegetables?

Me or the manufacturer?

Scabs. Tell that to the real NFL official trying to do the same whose job he's taken.

iPad.

That's exactly where I want my speaker and the controls, pointing off in a useless direction.

$26 for a plastic tube? I'll stick to my used toilet paper roll capped with damp paper towels, thank you very much.

We fight them on Jupiter, so we don't have to fight them on Earth.

And even then science says, "We'll stick with this explanation only so long as there's nothing better."

I can haz anti-gravity?

Catman is sad. And he could have chosen a better angsty British pop song.

A man this lonely has an empty room in his house.