Don't forget, you can double up on those bad boys.

Selling old stock film to hipsters. The hipster-weed-terrorist nexus.

Hello, Funcom. Less this, and more Dreamfall, please.

You win this game.

It tastes like burning.

Also available in PDF.

"And we all know how well that turned out." Yes! And also, No! Because apparently we didn't learn our civil rights lesson.

Passed by the carpet on my way to the Dark Towers press screening, and I think it was just the weather. The only faces that looked half-inspired were a handful of tourists.

Gulf Oil Monster! This is our Godzilla, people; be warned.

Did they apply the frosting with their bare hands? Blecht.

Incidentally, the party entirely fucking sucked because there wasn't a gay man in the whole country willing to plan it

Hear, hear! Oppose Romney campaign by boycotting abortion!

Because pharmaceuticals is big business. Romney wants the cash, and big pharma wants Romeny's support in Washington, if they can get him to sidestep the obvious ideological conundrum of the party line. The important thing to remember is that Republicans use conservative issues like abortion as cudgels and a means to…

Which once again confirms my suspicion that psychologists and therapists are almost universally completely batshit crazy.

To think that sub-orbital warehouse neon lighting casts a top-lit/bottom shot person in bad light....Aghast! I like her rims, think she looks great.

Missing link.

My privates are as hard and large as Stonehenge, and I'm as experienced in the ways of love as the druids were esoteric. (That is, they're foam-like and made to 1/12 scale, and no one knows who I am or what I'm doing.)

Needs more bragging.

And really, what's sex if not a shameless series of hollow, self-inflated, self-masturbatory lies that, upon later reflection, leaves you shivering terrifically in the fetal position, cold, dejected and dissatisfied, right? Right?

Prince