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I guess you can't send your kids to college by clothing the Dutch army. Looks like the designers used their contacts to sell the program to the Dutch government for their Google privacy compliance regulations.

Turkey. Wait, are we talking about falafel, ancient pizza of the Near East?

Now, where have I seen this before?

Gotcha. Thought you mentioned that you were originally from Florida.

My girlfriend kept saying, "Oh, you've got a really bad burn on your back! More sunscreen!" To which I replied, "Nope, not a sunburn. The redness is from lounging my back in a beach chair for four hours with ninety-five margaritas."

So, basically Vogue is the new Philip Morris. They should go the whole nine yards and tax the crap out these rags.

Gotcha. You're speaking to a guy who's been on vacation twice in his life (not including the time my mother tried to take us to Vermont, and made good on her promise to turn the car if I didn't stop fighting with my older brother). Last year, I went to Iceland. Wasn't too worried about a sunburn trekking across a…

See: anything by Wes Anderson/Tisch grads.

Could've fitted it with one of thes while they were at it. Spitting is so inefficient.

Ideally, the entire air base is designed to blend in with its environs.

/County Board of Education abandons its attempt to fill the gap with internet-based education.

Nailed it!

Business up front, monthly unlimited tanning pass in the back.

Her lawyer has a mullet and sports a Donald Trump tie, so this really cuts both ways.

I guess you'll have to settle for showing off the immeasurable equanimity written across your copacetic, post-vacation face.

My goal in life is to find starving trolls with poor grammar languishing on two-year-old posts, and feed them.

What's the point of tanning before vacation? I thought the point of vacation was to show people you went by coming back with a tan.

I've located where they threw him away. I'm the only one with this information. He's 200 miles to the west of the Indian city of Surat. I'm not the only one with this information.

That's what Lifehacker's for! This, here, is inanimate object country (sans objectisexualism).