"I didn't have sex with her." Done.

JakeDaynesPPCA suggested "didn't". That's as far as I got using correct syntax.

To tell you the truth, "did not" and "that woman" sound pretty direct.

Is that related to the parasitic twin theory of geology?

Scrabble should really be Words with Friends.

Which I say only proves that the sun revolves around the earth!

The Ghost of Steve Jobs.

Mmmmm, Taddy Porter. Yes, please shoot me a message! This novice could learn a thing or two.

Homebrewing!! I've slacked off since my last APA. I promised my ladyfriend that after we move I'd do a doppelbock for the winter. I want that spare room!

"Square Enix, makers of Final Fantasy and Dragon Quest, is working on a next generation game engine."

Square Enix FTW.

What's happening to me?!?!

Did you catch Part 2? This guy gets pretty literal about his Jesus/My Little Pony fetish.

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I'd like to see a Portal 2 easter egg in which Jeremy Clarkson does the voiceover for Wheatley.

Well heck, with a .50 caliber Barrett sniper rifle we could fight them over there from here so we don't have to fight them here.

Well heck, with a .50 caliber Barrett sniper rifle we could fight them over there from here so we don't have to fight them here.

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Correction: Xbox 360 has Netflix streaming if you pay for Xbox Live Gold. Which blows.