This is why I never register my camera equipment.

Good guess.

I hope it was set to continuous autofocus on the way down.

"Complete" definitely leaves a little wiggle room.

"Ma'am, I'll probably reach orgasm sometime between 1pm and 5pm."

How on earth did The Crimson Tide get stuck at 21st place?

+1

But can it do this?

Zuckerberg is being picked out for having founded a company ostensibly on the strength of his technical, conceptual abilities, and for becoming a "Titan of the IT industry" who's forgotten the basics which got him there in the first place. The proper way to frame your rhetorical question would be to ask, "Does the CEO…

"Now"?

Southern Tier Pumpkin Ale, mmmmm.

Yeah, see, that's what I'm talkin' about.

I don't trust these "researchers", see. I wouldn't trust 'em if my life depended on it.

No! Yes! No! Yes!

Everybody should come down. This is editorial troll bait. But it is unfortunate that Gizmodo thinks so little of its readership that it must resort to this kind of thing for pageviews. /sads

Wow, people are on top of this.

I thought this one was nice.

Watch your yapper, young man. My mom was one of those cutie flight stewardess.

Was that his Tony Clifton impression?