Indeed. Reminds me of the Louis C.K. bit where he talks about our penchant for jumping directly to the top shelf with words. Everything is incredible, or amazing, mindblowing, insane. That bucket of chicken you just ate was "insane"? Really? Everything in your life will suck now, because you set the bar on a bucket of…

Nice job editing with the soundtrack, too.

Although I'm not sure how a computer virus could interfere with the normal operation of an APU (which is what The Telegram seems to be describing), I have to wonder whether the Chinese infiltration of the Joint Strike Fighter program reported last year has anything to do with the ongoing issues plaguing the program.…

I'm just saying, fuck roofers.

If you didn't mind the stylized "CGI" look of 300 and Watchmen, which wasn't CGI in the typical sense, then Zack Snyder's version of Superman may appeal to you yet. (Although Watchmen was an awful film, the aesthetics were commendable in my opinion.)

I'd prefer Emma Stone over Amy Adams playing the role Lois Lane, but who's gonna playing Lex Luthor?! My vote is a Gene Hackman reprise.

No, Angrog, the fire looks fabulous, you're sooooo evolved. Neanderthals are definitely not a dead end.

Coming to a 3D theater near you!

You don't really appreciate how much better your day is, unless you appreciate how much worse it is than other people's days.

Designated Mom might be a good idea. Babies at bars, definitely a bad idea. Otherwise, cheers.

Here are some other unreleased Aerosmith videos from the '90s featuring Alicia Silverstone.

Subsidizing of smoke cessation products would also be a helpful "device". ($80 for something that pokes holes in your cigarette sounds kinda goofy.)

1) Your explanation of the racist joke fail reinvigorated the funny.

No thanks.

Good swimmers are hard to find.

Way to turn that whole "subhuman" b.s. on its head.

Bad move. Nobody ever went broke overestimating a person's desire to see a Nazi get punched in the face. And wasn't Red Skull a Nazi anyway?

Wha? Where did you find that?

And if it looks dimmer and duller than it ought to, and you see two lenses stacked one on top of the other in the projection room, go find the theater manager to demand a refund, because they were too lazy to switch out the 3d projector for the 2d projector, and ruined the movie you were meant to see in the process.

I'm wondering whether she may have some behavioral disorders, like OCD, etc.