That fucking disgusts me. I’m getting disturbed by how much I hate these people.

“We take him seriously, not literally”

I can’t watch these revival meetings of his anymore. How anyone can choose that creature as their high priest is beyond my comprehension.

I started watching it and my husband walked by and said “why are you doing this to yourself? You’re going to have a rage stroke before he’s even inaugurated” I replied that I felt that I had to watch as some kind of penitence for not working hard enough here in Florida to help to defeat him (not really, but I’m afraid…

Look, Detroit has black people in it. That’s racist against white people to help any black people even by accident. That money should have rightfully gone to subsidized Tim McGraw concerts for the truly needy.

Listen here, commie, there’s rural voters to not-really-save, so we gotta give em handouts! Save the endangered North American Cracker!

When Obama signed the auto bailout Republicans treated it like a Communist revolution.

That’s certainly a possibility.

This Carrier business is ridiculous. Could you imagine if Obama tried something like that. Also, are free-market loving Republicans really ok with the soon to be highest ranking government official telling a private company what to do?

Well to be honest she’s not my cup of tea, but there’s a certain segment of the population that really goes for her type. The Venn diagram of the crossover between the folks who are attracted to her and Fox News viewers is basically a circle.

I mean snowflakes are beautiful and magnificent.... No two look alike. Shit I have snowflakes tattooed on my body... I kinda like the nickname. I mean what would conservatives be called ? Wine bottles? Because they all look alike for the most part and are useless once you’re done with them....also wine=whine which is…

My holiday card this year says “Happy Holidays” in ten different languages and I’m giving them to all my miserable Republican neighbors along with $25 donated to “liberal” causes in their names.

stating that you arent complaining about the unfairness of an interview is complaining about the interview.

It’s a special snowflake version of “Tommy.”

All this time she’s been in the news and I literally just realized her name was Tomi, not Toni. WTF is a Tomi?

Because she’s a mildly attractive white woman, duh!

Also, we need to work on banning male masturbation. It’s literally wasting billions of potential humans, who are just as precious and valued as the rest of us. We really need to put the reigns on male sexuality and its blatant disregard for the sanctity of spooge

That’s it ladies. I say we start the coalition to end the ungodliness of sperm wasting viagra. I mean, for what reason does an old man need an erection? His wife is too old to get pregnant. We know life begins at conception, but  when does conception occur? Is it when sperm meets egg, or is it when the sperm is formed…

Have you noticed lately how many words and phrases are ruined? You can’t use the word “trump” properly, or refer to building any kind of wall (me playing blocks with my kid: “I’m gonna build a...partition.”) “Grab” used in any way, my brain has a little neon light that flickers “pussy”. I can’t even think something is…

Petraeus was sentenced to two years’ probation in April 2013 for passing classified information to Paula Broadwell, who was at the time writing his biography and with whom he was also having an affair.