We found out about Vigo, the master of evil. Try to battle our boys? That’s not legal.

No but guys! This is important. If my marriage license hadn’t specified “bride” and “groom” how would we have known which is which?

I refuse to believe there is a single adult alive who hasn’t peed in a sink. You can say you haven’t, but you’re a liar.

Men do seem excellent at getting paid. More.

My driving instructor did this same thing to me. I accepted, but only because I was pretty shitfaced at the time.

Do regular dogs see police dogs and think “oh crap, it’s the cops”?

I read the word “almost-weres” as in the suffix “were” in werewolves and was very very confused for a few seconds.

you seem fun

15 year old me would be stoked my barely A cup boobs are now DDs. Like, totally stoked.

Whenever there is a post that talks about smart children, commenters immediately come out to lament about the burdens of being gifted, and the weight of the expectations loaded upon these special and smartest snowflakes. Don’t live my struggle, they stoicly request. I’m no hero, they whisper to the apathetic masses.…

I just watched the teaser trailer linked at the bottom of the article and am now incandescent with rage. Fuck this whole thing, and fuck this piss-poor excuse for ‘journalism’.

I know driving on LSD was crazy stupid, but I never joined a jihadist group.

Interesting timing! As a level 18 A-lister, Kim recently invited my video game self to hang out with her in Dubai and open a mall or something, I don't really listen to her when she talks.