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The tampon in the toilet scene nearly ruined ‘Trainwreck’ for me. I’m like why would there ever be a tampon in the toilet to freak out a guy and why would her sister accept that it was a normal situation without screaming at her “why the fuck would your tampon ever be in the toilet!”

I’d never thought about it but I do use “just” whenever I’m trying not to sound like a bitch. I thought it made my statements more polite but I guess I proved her point.

They've found out now they legally can't get divorced just because they're bigots - they don't plan to meet the minimum 12 month separation period - but not to fear they're claiming they'll challenge their right to divorce through the courts.

I’m a partner in a law firm. It’s noted on my card and my email footer but whenever I tell someone something they don’t want to hear they ask to speak to my boss. My response, every time is just “my what?”

The "you can plow the fuck outta my field" girl has made me want to watch this show

I had a no kids policy at my wedding but my sil brought hers anyway because she "knew" we really wanted them there. Uh no

My husband's family is large so for a couple of years we tried a Kris Kringle with a $50 limit. One year his sil got me a bejewelled bookmark (the kind you see at the checkout of a book store for $5) and as I was taking my time to prep my excited/grateful face she says, "oh no! You do read, don't you?". We stopped the

Live in Sydney, work in Sydney, love Sydney. No one here has any idea how lunatic psycho was out on bail but he's had some of our top lawyers represent him in each of his matters before the courts so that must go a long way in explaining it. There's already talk of hardening bail laws as a result of these actions but

My best friend got divorced at 27 while I was planning my wedding - it was a challenge for both of us to work through the "I'm happy for you but..." that we both felt at that time. As Louis CK says (paraphrasing) happy marriages don't end in divorce - you have to be there for your friends and help them work through

Unfortunately funerals are about the living not the dead, they get to plan the service regardless of the deceased's wishes especially when they're footing the bill

I will be purchasing both barbie & frozen dolls because I have a child that loves both equally and I am a bad mum that buys whatever she wants

Judy Greer is the mum! WTF? Even though I'm a mum, Judy Greer is my imaginary BDFF (best drinking friend forever)!

I'm now so immune to the horror that is this unfolding story that my big takeaway from this article was "is disregarded a word? It seems redundant". Turns out it is so at least I learned something

Me too, Ellen, me too

Your article gave me the strength to delete it & walk away from my depressed bf Ayden who always criticised my outfits - here's hoping I can keep it deleted

I know a grown woman whose personal definition of a slut includes any woman who wears "unnatural" shades of nail polish (blue, black, green etc). A. Grown. Woman - who has a daughter. What is that kid going to think about her own sexuality when she hits puberty?