People, if anything like this happens to you or someone you're responsible for, hire a lawyer. Do not depend on the DA's office, the police, or the school's counsel to look out for your best interests. No matter how nice they are, and no matter how much they might care, they don't represent you.

18. Doggy style. Just, doggy style. What horrible person invented this?

Annnnd Vandy's medical school provides one of the only continuing medical education courses on physician-patient boundaries in the country. I have represented doctors accused of sexual boundary violations who have taken that CME to fulfill disciplinary orders.

So what is the cancer rate in San Francisco, anyway?

I feel you. If I hadn't had a crap service industry job with no time off that kept me on my feet all day, my bad ankle sprain might not have turned into a chronic condition that will be with me forever. I'm so fucking grateful that I got a desk job with paid leave so I could get the surgery I ended up needing (again,…

Oh man, people are complaining now about jobs that let them sit down. As someone in the service industry who has worked 16 hour days, let me just say go fuck yourselves.

Yes, yes, but no one ever talks about the good things sitting on your ass all day can do for you! I went from a job where I was moving around all day and going to the gym afterwards to a job where I sit on my ass all day and haven't figured out how to work exercise into my schedule yet. And guess what happened? My…

and this is why you always vote, even if you're not ecstatic about the candidates.

This is now a hilarious joke I want to play on my siblings with my nieces/nephews.

I...ok, so a rich guy doing something crazy with his money I understand but the bullshit about being concerned with income inequality and this being a means to "experiment" with that?

Anal beads are still okay, right?

This was my text exchange with my girlfriend today. (We live in Pennsylvania.)

He most certainly deserved it, but that doesn't mean the state should have the right to do it.

And here we have another unexpected perk of having only 3 friends.

If you want to find your dream job, just go to grad school and it will fix that problem. Grad school is where dreams go to die.

Good for you! My husband and I have fostered a few, but we've kept 3/4 of those. I can't give them up!

Walter is so fucking cute, it's ridiculous.

Hi guys, I got engaged on Thursday! It was so sweet! We were at a nice restaurant (way to totally give it away, fiancé) and he got down on one knee. Our fellow diners clapped and sent champagne. I am crazy about him and very bummed he can't move here for a few months. How should I deal? Fiancé blow-up doll?