That was way harsh, Tai.

I join the March for Life in Washington with my prayers. May God help us respect all life, especially the most vulnerable

Olivia Wilde tweeted about reading a book co-written by my dad (I realize I just ruined my Jez anonymity, but IDGAF, I just want to brag). Big news in our house!

So you neg. Well played, son, well played.

Putin: I'm not homophobic; I have quite a few gay friends.

Adoption is super easy. You just go to the baby pound and pick out a cute one who wags its tail at you, don't you know?

My simple test: If I put on fresh, cute panties, IS date. If the crotch of my underpants look like the old menstrual stain equivalent of Jackson Pollock's studio floor, is NOT date.

You, dear woman, are clearly doing it exactly right. More sex, less diets.

What if your diet requires having lots of sex partners? Hypothetically.

I've never been on a single diet, and I've slept with hellofalot more than 8 men. Sheesh.

True or False: The bathroom is cleaned by magical fairies.

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I have never worn Spanx in my life, but I would just like to say...

Thanks for the inspiration! Party dog with Steve Buscemi eyes. :)

PS: Please, Steelers, don't draft this guy: we've got enough issues to fix with our team as it is...

[WHISTLE BLOWS] FLAG ON THE PLAY FOR BLATANT SEXISM. 15-YARD PENALTY.

Cool humblebrag

I hope you guys realize how transphobic that Bruce Jenner blurb you posted is, because it's a lot worse than "lol fingernails!"

I see you've missed the point.