That's lucky, my gyn always insists that they have my weight on file and usually are good about not letting me see it. Not last time, though

I realized a long time ago that the only way I'll be at peace with my body is to never weigh myself and not let the doctor weigh me either (because really, do they NEED to? I tell them about my diet and exercise habits)

Drunk baby elephant alert!

Have you thought about sending this person an email asking if they want to go do something with you? Or an SMS if you have their phone number? That stuff is always easier to do using electronic media than face-to-face

Are we supposed to like her? I'm sincerely asking. I think she sucks.

It took me about 5 readings of that sentence to understand it too. Why so confusing?!

Every year I hope that shark week will actually teach me something about lesser-known sharks, and of course that never happens.

Downright adorable, really!

You sound awesome.

Oh ew I would do the same thing! My pill is generic so I only pay $25 every 3 months, but on principle I want my free slut pills!

INSURANCE!!!!!!! (shakes fist)

ugh, thanks obama! way to not give everyone a full range of slut pill options!

I still have a question! I'm pretty sure my health plan is NOT grandfathered (I will be calling my insurance soon to find out, thanks for posting that flowchart!) yet I'm still being charged my usual copay for birth control. Are some birth control brands just not "covered" under this agreement? i.e., do plans only…

I'm seconding the recommendation to get a mechanic to test out a vehicle before you buy it. They will usually charge $100 for this BUT I struck a deal with my local mechanic that if they tested cars for me they wouldn't charge as long as I wrote them a good yelp review (which I was happy to do). They ended up looking…

Oh man, I'm sorry :(

I'm sorry to hear that you're not happy with the pictures :(

Working at doggie day camp is my dream job

How can one claim to have the best dogs ever and not provide photographic evidence?!

Ding ding ding!

Whoops, I forgot there was that thing with her brother's friend. Still assuming she's gay!