For those who are tattooed I have some questions:

Y’all. After SIX months of searching, applying, interviewing... I FINALLY got a job offer. It is such a relief. But I’m not sure if it’s the best fit for me. Here is where I am wondering what a man would do:

I’ve been job searching for five months, I’ve gotten feedback that my resume and cover letters are great, I’ve been networking and going on informational interviews... yet I still can’t convince anyone to hire me! pro tip: never get a PhD. They are useless and they make you look overqualified (when actually you have…

Please send vibes that it’s going to crawl into one of the multiple traps that it has evaded for the past 3 weeks. Until today it at least had the courtesy of hiding when I was in the kitchen; I only knew of its existence from its poop. And then... it just fucking MOSEYS on by me. WHY???????

I’m in a salad dressing swap at work and it’s my turn to bring some in! I’ve never made any before... What recipes do y’all like?

Who are these women who pee all over the toilet seat, turn around to flush, SEE their pee all over the toilet seat, and think: “eh, I’ll let someone else deal with that”

I need to crowdsource!

Anyone out there know about the realities of life in the middle east right now? I'm hoping to travel to Jordan and Israel this summer but everyone and their mom (well, maybe just MY mom) is flipping out that it's unsafe and trying to stop me from going. I'm reasonably well traveled and I try not to scare easily, but…

Let me start with this: I hate Ross Gellar. I have always hated him. I don't think he is funny. I don't think he is attractive. I think he is literally the worst.

Apparently my friend's friend is going to propose to her boyfriend with a cock ring. How great is that?! Totally stealing that idea

I'm going for 5 days and I have done zero planning! Anyone been there or live there or know anything about what to do, where to stay, what to see, what to eat?!

GILMORE GIRLS IS OFFICIALLY STREAMING ON NETFLIX

NYCyclist and I are going to the People's Climate March tomorrow and you should come with us! Unless, of course, you hate the earth. In that case we don't want you.

I would potentially organize a meetup if anyone is interested!

Word on the street is that Gilmore will be available to stream on Netflix starting October 1! Now if only they could start streaming the second best GG show (Golden Girls)...

to come over and kill the mouse that just traipsed through my living room :(

Just got a pedicure next to Vee. A few weeks back I saw Flaca and Boo at a bar and apparently mere minutes before I arrived Poussey was there (!!!!!!!!)