Add to that proprietary Hartge ECU mapping and an elimination of the top speed limiter and, it's appreciably quick and applaudably fast. In fact,with a zero to 60 time claimed to be just north of four seconds and a run with the Hellcats fast 200-mph top clip, it's day-um fast.

I'm seeing a Ford Contour

That video shows a lot of beer being spilled by fat dudes in Raiders attire.

"Things did not work out so well for the dude in the Colin Kaepernick jersey."

Chris Brown. Asshole extrordinaire, and does this to his cars:

Chris Brown. You already know about him being a shitty human being, but he's a shitty car guy too. Evidence:

The "artist" with the rotting Corvette collection?

He's not a celebrity, but Gerard Gombert is easily one of the worst car owners ever.

That no talent, DeLorean ruining, dickbag Will.I.Am.

Vince Neil. Killed Razzle in a drunk driving accident in a Pantera. Still goes on to sing about the rock and roll lifestyle and cars. And has had a DUI since (in a Ferrari).

Wait, what? He is one of the BEST celebrity car owners! You're drunk, go home.

Will.I.Am

Justin. Beiber.

Good thing I only use the top-shelf stuff.

We get it: This is awesome; lots of things to interest most any Jalop.

Because the R-class was the biggest failure/pile of shit MB has ever made.

This is fucking terrible. Its like every pop song shit in a 5 gallon bucket and then we closed the lid for 30 days and then reopened it. Said bucket was stored in a shed in Arizona.

fuck you guys have shit taste in music

You win a free lesson in reading comprehension.

Where's the Lincoln Blackwood?