i hope the universe gives the brave bruce jenner all the positive energy it has for important things...

Soon. I'm gonna wear your skin.

When I was but a wee half Mexican, my mom swears I drew a portrait of myself in kindergarten with Blonde hair and blue eyes, and she got a very worried call from my teacher. Apparently, I was arguing with everyone and fairly certain that I looked like Michelle Tanner.

I live in New Orleans, we all DESPISE Jindal. He's cut healthcare, mental health, education, he doesn't give a fuck about Louisiana. All he cares about is being president. That second portrait didn't even look like him I literally can't imagine how employees walk around that building without pissing their pants in…

This needs way more stars.

"Hi, I'm Rob Lowe."

The resemblance is uncanny.

Between Bobby Jindal turning white and John Boehner turning orange President Obama's skin color should be the last thing conservatives are worried about.

The portrait looks like those Pinterest Fails.

Regardless that the skin tone is clearly too light, that picture looks NOTHING like Jindal. Even the hair is longer and styled differently than his own. It looks more like Potsie on Happy Days than Jindal.

Aaaaah! He kind of looks like he has a Hannibal Lecter mask on.

I have an ice cube tray that looks like that guy's abs.

I was thinking it was another George W. original.

Makes a great foundation/concealer:

The unbearable whiteness of Bobby Jindal's portrait.

Here is my Dame Helen story.

"the one where she prosecutes war criminals."