This has to be about the tenth time I've heard of such an incident.

The best thing about this gif is you could use it almost anywhere and it would be relevant.

I've never wanted anything to be true more in my life.

I used to work for Kelly in the '90s. She absolutely 100% tried to make a name for herself as a "rapper." She had this spoken-word bullshit she would try to pass off as music. When that Lullaby song from Shawn Mullins (guess how much Googling I had to do to find that!) came out she accused him of biting her rhyme to…

I believe it is a reference to this meme:

This gif is perfection.

HER STOMACH LOOKS LIKE MINE!!!! HER THIGHS LOOK LIKE MINE!

Flag on the Katy Perry blurb: Unnecessary cattiness about someone sharing something about their faith and feeling proud of an achievement. Respect penalty, lose 5 cool points.

When I was wee bee-eater, my fam was in San Diego to ogle the trapped animals. One night, we went to an Outback. The guy there was AMAZING. Called my dad "boss", memorized our orders, and went above and beyond for my sister and I, who were fanatically picky eaters. My dad stops him in front of the manager and handed…

This one was def my fave! Fellow musician here!

I seriously hate all stories that involve fucking with people's food. Gross.

"Back in my day, music didn't even have percussions! Damn kids playing their Selena Bieber music. TURN DOWN THAT DAMN AIR CYMBAL!"

I really want chicken fingers now. With ranch dip.

I literally just realized that Malia and my daughter could possibly be in college together and Sasha and my son could be in college together....

So obviously my daughter and Malia will be BFFs and my son will marry Sasha.

yay!

um, pretty sure with your comments we would all be lucky to have you as an aunt.

I'm reading this and I feel like I might throw up. Aside from the part where I am not dead, this could be a story about me and my ex-husband. I'll freely admit to an anonymous room full of strangers that it takes a very particular thing for me to feel fully involved in a sexual encounter, and that thing is blades,…

This looks reads less 'sexy' and more 'the face you make when someone you thought was cool says something real racist and you're like "wtf"'

King Abdullah has one very good reason to keep the fundamentalist Islamists out of Jordan: His wife, Queen Rania must never be forced into a Burkha!