I was totally joking; I don't think Courtney was responsible for Kurt's death in any way. (And I was talking about the conspiracy theory that she murdered him and made it look like a suicide; the idea that she contributed to his decision to commit suicide didn't occur to me when I wrote that. But it should have; that…

I'm sincerely not trying to start something when I say this, but how did she kill Kurt? He took his own life. Unless I'm just not understanding some joke or something, I truly don't understand why she would be held responsible for his death.

I'll be honest, if I was to be a parent, it'd probably go down like this:

Yes. Yes my real name is Ken Yadiggit.

I'm kind of torn on the Howard matter. Like, if you listen to his show with even semi-regularity, you know he always talks about how ugly he, himself is. How hates good looking people and wishes just for once he could be good looking, too. Howard regularly talks about how much he loves "ugly" people like him who prove…

I know the perfect girl for him!

Justin's own interpretation:

Every so often, Facebook has a winner.

I've got this awesome hippie Wiccan facebook friend, and she posted a link to an article about vaginal steaming the other day, and no lie, Facebook's top "suggested link" underneath my friend's post was a link to a food.com recipe for steamed clams.

We need more ritual. The only huge celebration we have between our birth and our death is marriage, and that's bullcrap. We should pick a birthday to tout with as much importance as a marriage (50 makes sense). We should celebrate a vocational milestone, or at least have an all-out retirement party. We need to do more…

There is a level of self-involvement here that I just cannot abide. I'm 30 and single and not really looking for a partner, but not exactly turning down dates, either. I am medium happy with myself and my life. I would be embarrassed to "self marry" and all of my friends would rightly make fun of me and call me dumb,…

I cannot support that last paragraph enough: if you're one of those people who's obsessed with planning a wedding with no spouse in sight, JUST THROW A FUCKING AMAZING PARTY. You don't need this Marry Yourself nonsense, or to latch onto someone you won't be happy with. I repeat: JUST THROW A FUCKING AMAZING PARTY.…

I prefer to live with myself. I don't need a piece of paper to define my relationship.

Go plug the Facebook cord back in, I guess.

I CAN'T BELIEVE NO ONE HAS USED THIS GIF YET

I met him once and he was so nice and it was so hard not to mention

Sorry, but I have to defend Dr. Oz. I worked with him a bit, and the guy practices what he preaches health-wise and is a renowned cardiologist who still performs hundreds of surgeries a year. He doesn't promote products that he doesn't believe in/see potential in- I'm not saying he's necessarily correct all the time,…

I am a total dork and tried to answer all of these questions independently to see if I could fall in love with myself.