“Don Jr. is my gun expert,” Mr. Trump told supporters at a fundraiser Friday in Bridgehampton, N.Y., according to one of the people familiar with the matter. “He knows more about guns than anyone I know.”

And my squeaky hammer.

I’m already seeing it in my replies. The cosplay socalists who claim to be all about the working class rooting for a recession in the hopes it’ll help them seize power (and taking fault with Democrats for not helping it happen).

As someone who is vulnerable to this disaster (ie: someone who isn’t poor but isn’t comfortably wealthy enough to be invulnerable to these shocks) I say-go fuck yourself for thinking that what happens to people like me isn’t important as long as it hurts Trump.

Surprised Philadelphia isn’t on there.

I feel like that whole “No depictions of him ever or woe unto you” thing probably hurts Muhammad in the fame department vs. Jesus who, say what you will, knew how to brand.

Calm down, Paddy. Go dunk a potato in your whiskey.  

AAAAY THAT WORD HAS A REAL HURTFUL PAST WITH MY PEOPLE!! MARONE!!!

or fettucine al-n-word

Is that the one that goes:

“May I spray you with the hose in a playful fashion?”

There was a time in my life when Bush was in office and, deeply naive, I thought I would never be more embarrassed by a president. So it strains my imagination to think about who the Republicans will put in office in 2032.

Clever, I was about to say move on - I am working this corner, but I like your note better,

‘...so maybe you should too (We have Nucular Wepons!) :-) D.J. T.’

Trump: I can write. I totally have a pen pal.

DO YOU LIKE TAR SANDS OIL SHALE?

Can’t you just measure whether someone can dodge a wrench when you throw it at them?

A Dead Zone reference?