Monday Update: Old Man Literally Yells At Cloud

I love that there are two Bill Simmons references in these comments, typed close enough that I don’t think either commenter was riding the other’s coattails.

* Followed by a 5,000 word essay how the 2020 DNC is going to resemble the storyline of Beverly Hills 90210 where Dylan broke up with Brenda. 

Does Deadspin know you hired Bill Simmons. 

Precious millenials? I lived in Myrtle Beach which was a borderline retirement city and let me tell you: the olds do not use signals, nor drive past 25 mph no matter what the speed limit is.

Someone probably made this joke already, and if so I apologize. But here goes...

Boomer: “I miss the good old days”

It’s not, really. The Knicks needed a legitimate rim protector and Porzingis kept getting his rump roasted on defense. I can understand why they wanted to chuck him.

I guess it makes sense; the Knicks have been known to treat their players like cattle.

I understand that Porzingis had a beef with the Knicks, but you’re telling me that Frazier did, too?

They then traded Clyde Frazier to the Buffalo Braves because he was clearly having a cow.

This story is udderly nuts. 

If the Wilpons were making WFAN caller-grade decisions, they’d sell the team.  That’s what the fan base wants.

FORM A FUCKING WALL

idk, can we really say that cis men across the board don’t give a shit about abortion? wasn’t the alabama bill sponsored or pushed by women as well? Seems like a class and culture war issue as much as anything?

Not so much.

Bratlus Shrugged 

Whine Kampf 

That’s right, but they never attack the same way twice. They were testing the Bucks for weaknesses, systematically.