Chryon: They think their -better- than u

My brother-in-law loved Ken Griffey Jr. as a kid and ended up being a Mariners fan despite living entirely on the opposite side of the country.

Tonight on Fox News: Why an apostrophe is actually a hypen and what else the LIBERAL MEDIA isn’t telling you.

Yessir, the original “Bitches, amirite?” reply guy.

This is, of course, completely true — and yet at the same time, thanks to the sainted wisdom of our founders, one of these idiots discovered on yokel safari  will have their vote count more than tens of millions of other people.

Huh, do these pagans start their Sunday brunch with a piece of their savior’s body washed down with a sip of his blood?

You think we need one more?

Sounds like the White House is gonna have to dig deep, think strategically, and maybe even call on ace spokesman John Barron to save them.

Zylan Cheatham got robbed!!!!!

I gotta give you credit, you set up this joke perfectly and the punchline absolutely delivered. 10/10, would tell you to shut the fuck up again.

First they came for Ivanka, and I said nothing, because she seemed like she was still doing OK.

Tell you what, I’ll meet you here in Nov. 2020 and we can continue this conversation when we know how the story ends.

But that’s literally politics, my dude! It *IS* a performance! Before you can do any policy you have to win elections.

Welp, as I wrote, impeachment proceedings will “fire up the base for Senate races” not “inspire a million new voters to register.”

It’s also amazing that simple research shows that there are ANY number of crazy social science things you can take from the Penn State scandal and coverup (not least the people like Ziegler who will swear to their dying breath that a child rapist didn’t do it cause he was a good defensive coach) but the theory he went…

I’ve been agnostic about impeachment because President Handmaid’s Tale is not exactly ideal, but come the fuck on: If he is held to zero standard then that’s it, that’s the new normal, and we might as well kiss it all goodbye because the next fascist isn’t going to be an incompetent clown.

This, and also: What if the GOP sticking together on Trump could be used to, I dunno, fire up the base in Senate races across the country in 2020?

It’s pretty clear Trump never played Risk as a kid, otherwise he would know better than to mess with the mighty Ukraine.

Saratoga most definitely does not have an attendance problem, but it is the exception and not the rule.

Excellent story. I live relatively close to the track in Saratoga and he’s making an impact there, which I mostly know from people who love the horse set complaining about him.