This and also F the Giants sideways for trying to make OBJ into some sort of a villain because he’s passionate and clearly wanted to win while actual shitheads like Williams (and rapists and wife beaters etc.) get chance after chance after chance.

Thank you for this correct take ... but RIP your mentions, as the kids say on Twitter.

I think the idea of “electability” has changed, but, uhhhhh, it’s just a little different for one side (elected a black president) and the other (elected a racist sunsetting clown).

Also be very cool if we didn’t just accept the mindset that gutter racism is a fucking centrist position now, thanks.

“And now here’s Terry with the highlights from court.”

Women ages 18-24: “No, he’s not.”

Eli has stunk for five years now.

This is great, and it’s absolutely gobsmacking that some players are keeping track of where the balls end up after points.

“Your thumb is choosing this alternative lifestyle...”

It does, thanks for the quick fix!

Hey Katherine, I just clicked the link and couldn’t access.

Hard to believe shoving kids in cages is bad for morale.

“This settlement framework avoids wasting hundreds of millions of dollars and years on protracted litigation, and instead will provide billions of dollars and critical resources to communities across the country trying to cope with the opioid crisis.”

I’m only opposed to this because you and I both know if the NFL did this IG-88 or Bossk would be hired as bounty hunter “experts” and would become the new Mike Pereira in the booth.

Hi, I’m “Just wanted to point out” guy: OBJ also threw a long TD pass last year. That made him the best quarterback on the team by a long way, which may have hurt his overall yardage as well.

Yet another way Star Wars ruined me: I always thought bounty hunters were supposed to be cool.

“Tricked” as in openly invited and warmly accepted?

If that dumpster juice contains Vitamin E acetate, can we get it banned by the FDA?

Conservative: [says something stupid and obviously racist]

Moderator: Mr. President, we’ll start with you, what can you tell us about your health care plans?